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And now, a thingy where :: tagged me

How do you feel about violence?
Usually it's bad. Sometimes it is related to survival, in which case it's... neutral. I have no desire to give or receive harm to or from another person. If I really had to, I would sooner fight than idly stand by and be killed.

Do you think natural disasters could be predicted with more caution?
Hells if I know. I ain't no meteoronomolidiatrist.

Do you think you make the ideal partner?
Totally.

Why/why not?
Cause I'm down to earth and fun and smart and I get shit done.

Would you ever get a genital piercing?
I wouldn't get any kind of piercing. I see no appeal in jewelry on myself or on anyone else. Besides, my dick doesn't need extra holes.

Do you think happiness is underrated?
Underrated, no. Misrepresented, often.

What do you think would be the most embarrassing death?
If I had a broken jaw which was therefore sealed shut during the healing process during which I just so happened to have to vomit, so then I die drowning in my own vomit with my pants down as I try to administer a suppository to myself to settle my stomach.

Do you honestly think nice guys will end up better-off in the long run?
I dunno about other nice guys... I am already better off than like 99% of mean guys cause I kick ass.

How do you feel about self-harm?
Lame. Have me do it for you next time, lame-o.

Would/Have you ever done drugs?
No. And even if I did, I wouldn't talk about it in public because I wouldn't want it to later bite me in the ass.

Where was your first kiss?
On... the lips.

Where do you wish it was?
Right at the base of my cock, you fucking pervs.

Would you consider yourself deep?
Yeah, but I try not to be. XD

Do you think that music lyrics have lost all true meaning?
I never cared about music lyrics anyway. All I care about is the music.

Do you think prejudice should be taken more seriously?
More seriously than what, ass?

Do you dislike clingy people?
Yeah, I suppose I do. Seeing other people being clingy to each other annoys and frustrates me, and having someone clinging to me constantly would just annoy me. I need ma space, yo.

Do you prefer revenge or just pure jealousy/envy?
What is this crap? I'm not a fucking human soap opera.

Have you ever felt like ripping someone’s tongue out?
No. That I have not.

Do you know what Russian Roulette is?
Yes. Yes I do.

Do you think that bullies should be locked up in barns and burned alive?
Goodness no. And what do you have against farmers all of a sudden? Somebody owns that barn you're thinking of burning down, you know...

Which celebrities would you “knock boots” with?
Who says "knock boots?"

Do immature men amuse you, or annoy you?
Immature men make me all wobbly in the knees... wtf? I don't fucking care how mature men are.

Are you happy with yourself?
Totally ja.

Are emos show-offs?
What's an emo? What's the internet? It's a series of whats?

Do you think that thinking highly of yourself is good or bad?
Iono. Works fine for me. XD

Who would you like your next “fling” to be with?
NEXT "fling?" Who the fuck ever said I even "flung" with anyone to begin with?

Are you the brawn or the brains?
I'm the brains, but I'll fucking deck you.

Do you hate those fluro kids?
... I dunno what this is about, so I'll take this opportunity to apologize for the increasing vulgarity of my language. XD

Isn’t it annoying when people have 10489043 msn accounts?
Yeah... I totally obsess over that all the time... lame-o.

How much does it take to write a literary masterpiece?
Some time and you have to be really intelligent....

Have you ever been embarrassed with a lover?
Ummmmm... what is this "embarrassed?"

Are you a virgin? Elaborate.
God damn it! This question had to come up! Fucking... YES, if we're talking about penetration... NO if we count sodomy...

Do you agree that Kurt Cobain’s lyrical ability was underrated?
You are such an interesting person, anonymous survey writer...

List the pros of marriage.
A companion who will stick with me through it all.

List the cons of marriage.
She'll probably want to start a family... I like kids, but I really am not at all ready to have my own at this point.

Do you think that plot lines for movies these days are just getting worse?
Yeah... yeah....

What is the most cliched pick up line you’ve ever heard?
What a stupid question.

Has your heart ever broken from just being too in love?
You are lame.

What do you do when you’re upset?
I watch tons of cartoons. Doesn't everyone?

Describe your “dream come true”.
Having my own cartoon series that I write and star in.

Is your cup half empty or half full?
It's completely full. Shut up. Normal people don't speak in gay metaphors.

Have you ever been afraid of someone?
No.

Why?
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Do two wrongs make a right?
I don't know.